Life Lessons...
The bolded ones are important!
1. Freshman 15 is not a myth and it is a serious disease that plagues freshman worldwide
2. Drink alcohol in your dorm after the RA comes around to check
3. Never smoke hookah at parties unless you're looking to get sick
4. If your a guy, join a frat because all frat parties will cock block
5. 24 hour mexican food is your friend
6. The study lounge is the only place to get any studying done without being distracted
7. Only 30% of the students stay on campus on the weekends
8. When the dinner menu says Orange Chicken, be prepared to eat some soggy orange some of the dinning food does suck.
9. Make friends with all the people in your hall and yes even the quiet asian kid in the last room
10. If you get caught with alcohol and are asked to dump it down the drain, don't ask the RA if you can keep the bottles for your recycle money to buy more alcohol
11. Sit in the front of the class at least once so you at least know what your professor looks like
12. If you do not have a car make friends with someone who does but you will because everyone goes home on the weekends, everyone.
13. Flipy floppies become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
14. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
15. Sleep becomes more important.
16. Two meals a day are standard. One for some!
17. You begin to nap again (that is not new).
18. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
19. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.
20. E-mail becomes your second language.
21. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
22. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
23. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
24. Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.
25. See every movie under $3 that your campus provides; it's actually proportional to the amount of money you have.
26. You pick up all new lingo.
27. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
28. College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom...and no curfew.
29. Boys have no shame, they will bark at you 24/7
30. You always thought that worshipping the porcelain god was just an expression...it's not!
31. Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow.
32. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.
33. Any game can be made into a drinking game.
34. Disney movies are more than just classics.
35. You almost forget how to drive.
36. TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.
37. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before.
38. People that were geeks in high school seem okay now.
39. Amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to grade point average.
40. You just don't learn last names.
41. Your teachers just went from Mr. and Mrs. to Prof.
42. Card games never lasted for hours before.
43. Vacuuming happens every quarter, if you get around to it.
44. Boys will dance in college.
45. You are always with your friends.
